Hello !! Winter Friends and Visitors

Hello my fellow residents, after much talking, We have discovered in this age of technology that we here at Anasazi Village Condo's had no online place of our own!!This blog will be a great place to keep things going on in our community along with Things to do here, Also a place for opinions of residents, YES a place for you to also vent things that you may think we all can do to improve our community and also our investments as property owners, I have been a Resident and Owner here for just about 4 years and absolutely love my condo and the grounds of which we live on, Also the great help in the office of that wonderful lady we all call "MARIANNE",and without doubt the best staff any homeowner could ask for.A great bunch of men who take care of all our needs, Sometimes 24 hours a day,So make sure to thank them as they pass, as you all know they always wave and have a smile, What a great place to live huh ?? So This blog will be updated often and those of you that would like your ideas, thoughts or suggestions printed here Please email them to webseller757@aol.com
For those of of you new to our community or those looking into moving here, Here is a little about us:

THE COMPLEX:

Anasazi Village Condominiums are located in the prestigious Paradise
Valley and North Scottsdale area. The 22 manicured acres include
walking paths through the shade of mature pines, five pools and spas
and rock-formed waterfalls. The impressive clubhouse has a fully
outfitted state-of-the art fitness room, billiard room, two party
rooms, and a fireplace terrace overlooking an exotic pool of rocks,
waterfalls, and koi ponds.

Gated community with roving guards
Meticulously maintained grounds
Four of the five pools are heated year round.
Gas Barbeques throughout the complex
Reserved covered parking
Assigned reserved and guest parking provided

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION:

You are minutes away from shops, entertainment, sightseeing, and restaurants.
This quiet idyllic setting is an easy walk to the Paradise Village
Mall which features over one hundred shops, dozens of restaurants, supermarkets, and the public library. You are just five minutes from a major freeway with easy access to downtown Phoenix, the airport or a quick start for a day trip to one of the many sites to see in Arizona. On Stone Creek Golf course, adjacent to Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, 20 minutes from everything!




RESORT STYLE AMENITIES:
> GATED COMMUNITY WITH ROVING GUARDS
> 5 LAGOON STYLE POOLS WITH SPAS
> WALKING PATHS THRU SHADED PINES & ALONG GOLF COURSE
> ADJACENT TO GREEN BELT WITH MILES OF WALKING & BIKE PATHES
> WALK TO SHOPPING & ENTERTAINMENT
> ELEVATOR
> 24 ACRES OF MANICURED LANDSCAPING
> 2 CLUB ROOMS WITH OVERSIZED TV''s , LOUNGE, & BILLIARDS ROOM
> FULLY EQUIPPED FITNESS ROOM
> GAS BARBECUES AT EACH BUILDING
> UNIQUE SOUTHWEST ARCHITECTURE
> EASY ACCESS TO FREEWAYS (20 MINUTES TO DOWNTOWN PHOENIX)
> THE GREATEST STAFF IN AZ

Thanks Anasazi Volunteers

Just a note to thank all of our volunteers here at Anasazi who have been volunteering to keep our community looking great. I dont know your names as of yet but know you are appreciated to all of us residents here, As I looked out my patio here on Sunday and seeing a wonderful woman (name unknown) out washing the pool deck after this dusty weekend Hats off to you neighbor and all the rest of you who we should tip our hats to.....Thank you and Talk sooon.........

I Owe My Mother...Italian Style

Thought You Might Enjoy This True Humor

I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM..
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you